Blast From the Past

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The Parent Test


Further to my post here, I have thought out a test for women to undertake before they are permitted to have children.

1) What would you call your child?

2) Do you have a partner/in a long term relationship?

3) Do you work/does your partner work? Please note, some types of employment are not acceptable.

4) Which do you prefer, Argos or Tiffany?

5) You have won a free holiday, where will you take it?
a) New York
b) Magaluf

6) What is your idea of "education"
a) GCSE's, A-Levels and maybe even University
b) A shag behind the co-op and the Radio Times

7) You know the local bobby's name because . . .
a) You respect him as a community figure
b) He arrested you last week yet again

8) Drugs are . . .
a) Something to stop a headache after a long day at work
b) Not enough to satisfy me anymore

9) A good night out is . . .
a) Nice meal with my darling partner
b) Not complete without a fight

The rest I shall leave to you all

6 comments:

Poison-Dwarf said...

What about a test for men then? ;o)

ExtraSpecialCopper said...

I will leave that one to PC Bloggs!

TotallyUn-Pc said...

Ha Ha Great Blogg.... Laughed out loud at some of the links

ExtraSpecialCopper said...

Im glad you laughed. If only such a test were true though

PC Bloggs said...

er... and what test for blokes who wish to father a sprog?

PC Bloggs said...

hehe just read the previous comment.