Blast From the Past

Monday, November 13, 2006

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares


For those locked up in one of Scroatsville's Cells, they get a bed, and more important, a meal cooked by our gormet chef.

Breakfast

Full English -
Rice Crispies or Corn Flakes With Milk
Continental - Rice Crispies or Corn Flakes Without Milk

*A sprinkle of sugar available for those with an exotic taste*

Lunch

Cold Buffet: Rice Crispies or Corn Flakes with or without Milk
Hot Selection: A variety of coloured slops flavoured to represent cuisine from around the world


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surely you're not forgetting their diet of crack cocaine and Heroin? The good news is of course that by denying them their "Human rights" to take drugs they can turn round and sue and claim compensation. See Here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6142416.stm

You really couldn't make it up....

ExtraSpecialCopper said...

Ah yes, how could I have forgotten about that! Good old "Great Britain"

Anonymous said...

Just clicked on that link on the first posting. My blood is boiling. I mean, what's next. I'll bet it will be some copper chasing matey boy on foot and then thinking to himself, "Bollocks! What if he falls over grazes his knee or develops a nasty stich. Christ I've abused his human rights! I mean if I wasn't chasing him in the first place then he wouldn't be running away from me. Clearly I'm to blame never mind the fact the wee bastard just mugged someone...

AntiSocialWatch said...

And its more than most deserve..

ExtraSpecialCopper said...

anonymous @ 11:15 - Thats sort of already happened! Read here

Anonymous said...

By letting them stay on their drugs, doens't this give them a reason to continue their life of crime when they are released, as they only commit crime to feed their habit.

Anonymous said...

Just clicked on that link extraspecialcooper. What utter bollocks! The world really has gone mad...