Further to my post here, I have thought out a test for women to undertake before they are permitted to have children.
1) What would you call your child?
2) Do you have a partner/in a long term relationship?
3) Do you work/does your partner work? Please note, some types of employment are not acceptable.
4) Which do you prefer, Argos or Tiffany?
5) You have won a free holiday, where will you take it?
a) New York
b) Magaluf
6) What is your idea of "education"
a) GCSE's, A-Levels and maybe even University
b) A shag behind the co-op and the Radio Times
7) You know the local bobby's name because . . .
a) You respect him as a community figure
b) He arrested you last week yet again
8) Drugs are . . .
a) Something to stop a headache after a long day at work
b) Not enough to satisfy me anymore
9) A good night out is . . .
a) Nice meal with my darling partner
b) Not complete without a fight
The rest I shall leave to you all
6 comments:
What about a test for men then? ;o)
I will leave that one to PC Bloggs!
Ha Ha Great Blogg.... Laughed out loud at some of the links
Im glad you laughed. If only such a test were true though
er... and what test for blokes who wish to father a sprog?
hehe just read the previous comment.
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